Been tagged by lufy. . . again.

what if your ex said this to you:

(in this case, i would refer the ex as the other guys except baz. nothing personal, but, i wont say he's my ex just yet. its not that the break up wasnt official or anything, its complicated. and oh, might i add that my exs' comprises of two groups: the still winners and the major losers. . .and i treat them differently. Still winners are those who i can still call friends, and major losers are well. . . total losers who totally dont deserve my respect. ok, Happy reading!)

1. Hi. How are you?

To winners: oh, great. and you?

To losers: ugh. . . eww.

2. Hey! You wanna go to the mall?

To winners: Banyak duit mu kan bawa ku ke mall.xp

To losers: ugh. . .eww.

3. I love you.

To winners: awwh. . .where are the chocolates, the teddy bears and the flowers?(Note the 's')

To losers: ugh. . . eww.

4. Do you want some cookie?

To winners: kalau nyaman, yes thanks. kalau inda, no thanks.(:

To losers: ughhh!!!ewww!!!

5. Can i take a picture with you?

To winners: Haha. No. but you can take a picture of ME.

To losers: must i say it?ughhh!ewwwwww...

6. Would you help me with my homework?

To winners: Sure, that'll be $100 per subject (:

To losers: HAHAHAHAHA.EWW

7. Here`s a gift to you.

To winners: awwh. thanks.

To losers: eeww!!!!

8. Let us just be friends.

To winners: i knew you'd say that. Lucky for you, we are. :)

To losers: dream on SUCKER!ewwww...

9. Do you want me to buy you an ipod?

To winners: watever. just make sure its an original or else.

To losers: EWW...

10. Lets watch a movie.

To winners: OH, wow. beduit kau.?

To losers: EWWWWWWWWWW!!

11. Hi baby.

To winners: say that to me one more time.(then i would go "whatever major loser!")

To losers: ewwww...bleecchhh!!

12. You`re still gorgeous.

To winners: i know. cant say the same for you though. xp

To losers: duuh. ewww!

13. I still love you.

To winners: i know. siapa jua inda. x)

To losers: i know. get away from me..eww!

14. Can i visit your house?

To winners: if you give me a million US dollars, sure. dont have?too bad.

To losers: ewww...(and dialing 9-9-3)

15. Do you love me?

To winners: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. are you serious? NO

To losers: eww. .

Now tag five people.